![]() the woman’s husband said something stupid like, “Just breathe through the pain,” it would be my job to squeeze the living fuck out of their reproductive organs until they were curled up in the fetal position… and I’d say “Just breathe through the pain, asshole!”Ĭlaire and Carter were great characters, and their story is a really gorgeous one – reunited 5 years after a one night stand they both still dream about (and which produced 4 year old Gavin), even though they didn’t even learn each others’ names. I was going to stand next to every single woman in labor and every time. I decided… I was going to be a labor and delivery consultant. Rude, crude, full of sex jokes and not-so-subtle innuendo, and possibly the most times I’ve ever seen the word ‘vagina’ used in my life! But it’s FREAKING HILARIOUS! I read it in one sitting (except for when I had to put my kindle down to wipe my tears and compose myself), I finished it half an hour ago, and my sides still ache from laughing so hard! ![]() Oh God, I haven’t laughed this hard in ages! ![]()
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